Rudness

I don't know if it just because he is a boy but my Jeffrey has this wonderful like to burping. It is driving me crazy so one day after he did it so loud that the guy standing across the street heard him I told him that I wanted him to write a paragraph why he feels he needs to do it. I thought I would hear complaining and he would say he would never do it again but he didn't. No, he thought that would be "cool." So here is him report.

I burp because I like to see how loud I can burp. I also burp because it is good for you. I can not really tell when a burp is coming and when I can, it is so loud that it still comes out. It is good for you because it gets gas out of you. Burping is rude because it sounds bad and makes a loud noise.

A few days after this he told me that he had burped 50 times but only 1 came out.

Kids!! :)

Jeffrey

Ok here is a strange, funny poem from my Jeffrey

Want to Find My Cat
I want to find my cat
I want to find my cat
I looked in the laundry hamper,
hat and in the roast beef he
was not there so I looked at
the park in the slide under the slide
he was not there so I went home
and played a video game and
heard a voice say, "That is a cool game
can I try." I wheeled around and there
was my cat and I said, "Yes!!!"